Retirement: A Short-short Tragicomedy

The stage is split between two homes; Dan's on stage right, Ryan's on stage left.

They both enter and speak to their wives at a shared table that covers both stage areas.


RYAN: Good morning, wife! This is a great day - last day ever at work.

     (He exits)

DAN: Good morning, wife. Well, I'm off to work. About time to...

     (He dies.)

End scene